15-second Absurd Wuxia Plot Twist Short Film
In the style of 1960s Shaw Brothers wuxia films, with obvious studio interior scenes and artificial set fake farmyard, painted backdrop, fake rockery, fake trees, fake wooden logs, strong theatrical sense. Technicolor, high saturation, red-blue complementary dramatic lighting, non-naturalistic lighting, old Hong Kong wuxia film texture, film grain, slight flicker, retro cyan-yellow-red tone. Deadpan absurd comedy performance.
Young farmer: neat black hair combed back, tied with an old cloth headband, simple and tough face, light wheat-colored skin, beardless. Wears a khaki coarse cloth short cross-collar jacket, sleeves rolled up to expose forearms, tied with a coarse cloth belt, and wears ankle-tied cloth pants. The fabric is distressed and frayed, realistic styling.
Cold and sharp heroine: in ancient warrior costume, holding a long sword, full of murderous aura.
0–5s: Medium opening shot. The farmer is vigorously chopping an absurdly huge fake wooden log in the fake farmyard with exaggerated, powerful movements. Suddenly, the courtyard door is slammed open; the wooden door has an obvious studio prop texture, with exaggerated wood chips flying everywhere. The heroine breaks in, flicks her cloak, points the long sword at the farmer. Camera quickly pushes in and holds. The heroine shouts angrily:
“Give me back my fox’s life!”
5–10s: Cut to close-up. The farmer stops, slowly puts away his axe, looks the heroine up and down, with a contemptuous and speechless expression. In an extremely realistic, immersion-breaking tone, he says:
“It’s Thursday today. Who’s avenging anyone with you? Braised duck isn’t even as important as Crazy Thursday.”
The heroine freezes on the spot, her expression shifting from murderous rage to blank confusion.
10–15s: Camera violently zooms in. The farmer suddenly pulls out an exaggerated retro pistol from behind, moves cleanly, with a deadpan absurd expression, coldly points at the heroine and says:
“Send me 50 yuan, and I’ll let you return to the snow mountain!”
Before the heroine can react, the frame immediately cuts to an exaggerated old wuxia-style freeze-frame ending: the farmer strikes a classic Shaw Brothers closing pose, pistol gently smoking; the heroine stands stiff. Ends with gong and drum beats, film scratches, freeze frame.
15秒荒诞武侠反转短片，1960年代邵氏兄弟武侠电影风格，明显摄影棚内景和人工布景假农家庭院，painted backdrop，假山假树假木头，强烈舞台感。特艺彩色，高饱和度，红蓝补色戏剧灯光，非自然主义布光，老香港武侠电影质感，胶片颗粒，轻微闪烁，复古青黄红综合色调，一本正经的荒诞喜剧表演。 年轻农夫，黑发整齐后梳，束发戴旧布巾，面容朴实硬朗，浅麦色皮肤，无胡须，穿土黄色粗布短打对襟小褂，挽袖露小臂，腰系粗布腰带，下穿扎脚布裤，布料做旧磨边，写实。 女侠冷艳凌厉，古装劲装，手持长剑，杀气腾腾。 0-5秒：中景开场，农夫在假农家庭院里奋力劈一根巨大到离谱的假木头，动作夸张有力。突然院门被猛地撞开，木门带着明显摄影棚道具质感，木屑夸张飞散。女侠破门而入，披风一甩，长剑直指农夫，镜头快速推近并定住。女侠怒喝：“还我狐狸命来！” 5-10秒：切近景，农夫停下动作，慢慢收起斧头，上下打量女侠，露出鄙夷又无语的表情，用特别现实、特别出戏的语气说：“今天周四，谁跟你报仇？酱板鸭都没疯狂星期四重要。” 女侠当场愣住，表情从杀气腾腾变成空白停顿。 10-15秒：镜头猛推近，农夫突然从身后亮出一把夸张复古手枪，动作利落，表情一本正经地荒唐，冷冷指向女侠，说：“V我50，放你回雪山！” 还没等女侠反应，画面直接进入老武侠片式夸张定格结尾：农夫摆出经典邵氏谢幕Pose，枪口轻冒烟，女侠僵在原地，锣鼓点收尾，胶片刮痕，停格结束。
